THE ORIGINAL POST: "INCORRUPTIBLE BODIES".

 

THIS MAY WELL BE A VERY SENSITIVE SEX GOSSIP POST. DO NOT FORGET THAT THIS IS CARTOONLAND AND I CANNOT DISCERN WHAT PARTICULAR REALITY ANY OF THE GOSSIP ORIGINATED IN. Benito Cocamo disclaimer.

I RECALL GOSSIP ABOUT AN OBSESSIVE CLINGING PERVASIVE HORN DOG WHO DID NOT WANT TO GIVE UP HIS GIRLFRIEND.

JUST YESTERDAY, THE DEVOUT FOUND THE UNCORRUPTED BODY OF A VERY HOLY NUN IN GOWER MISSOURI. ROWENA LANCASTER DIED FOUR YEARS AGO. AS AN ALLEGEDLY BORN INTO  CATHOLICISM CARTOON CHARACTER, I WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS OF A MYRIAD OF REASONS FOR SOMEONE WITHIN THE CATHOLIC FOLD TO HAVE SWITCHED IN A NEW FRESHLY DEAD BODY.

ABOUT RANDO WWINKLES: RANDO WAS HEARD TO SAY "REMEMBER MY OLD GIRLFRIEND WILLA, SOMEHOW OR OTHER SHE ENDED UP DEAD IN THE BED AT MY APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY. THE SILVER LINING IN THIS EVENT IS THAT SHE DID NOT DETERIORATE. WHEREAS SHE HAD BEEN STEADILY DETERIORATING AT AN ALARMING RATE PREVIOUS TO HER DEATH, SHE STILL LOOKS AND FEELS GREAT AND DOES NOT SMELL AND IT HAS BEEN YEARS AND YEARS SINCE SHE PASSED AWAY."

                              WILLA

IT MAY WELL BE A SEX ROBOT FROM OUR FACTORY AT VALENTINE MINE. DRUNKY, ADOLPH COCAMO III, AND POL POT COCAMO MIGHT HAVE BEEN PLAYING A JOKE ON RANDO OR ..........