THE TOOB IS GONE: AUTO EROTIC COMMUNITY MOURNS ONE OF THEIR GREATS

 

WHETHER IT WAS A PRIDE EVENT, OR AN EXCESS OF ENTHUSIASM, THE TOOB IS GONE AND WE WILL MISS HIS WISE TALK.

COMING OUT AS ANY SORT OF DEVIANT IS FRAUGHT WITH PERIL.

BUT WHAT COULD BE MORE HARMLESS THAN SELF GRATIFICATION.

EVEN THE CIRCLE JERKERS WOULD PROBABLY  BE TREATED WITH MORE COMPASSION. I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF THE CHARGES AND IMPRISONMENT ANTHONY WIENER FACED FOR HAVING A WANK WITH  A CONSENTING VIEWERSHIP, OR HARVEY WINESTIEN NON CONSENTING AUTO EROTIC AUDIENCES. HAVE YOU NOT EVER HAD AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO WANK OR HAVE YOU BEEN REQUESTED TO DEMONSTRATE WANKING AS EROTIC FOREPLAY?

AUTO EROTIC PLEASURING WHEN IT IS VIEWED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, POTENTIALLY, MAY OFFEND SOME PERSONS. I HAVE NOT VIEWED BUT AM CERTAIN THAT ATTRACTIVE FEMALES WOULD HAVE A GREAT VIEWERSHIP, JEFFRY IS REALLY UGLY, WHICH MIGHT ATTRACT A CERTAIN TYPE OF VIEWER, VERY ATTRACTIVE MALES MASTURBATING PROBABLY HAS A FOLLOWING ALSO.

POOR OLD TOOB, I FOUND HIS LEGAL COMMENTARY ENTERTAINING FROM THE OJ SIMPSON TRIAL TO THE STORMY TRUMP YEARS. 

A SINCERE, SORROWFUL GOODBYE JEFFRY TOOBIN FROM BENITO COCAMO AT NEW YORK SEX GOSSIP. 

  

CRAZY LIKE A FOX FUCKER

 JERRY FALWELL: ONE HELL OF A TRADE

I do not have to say much, check out the Wife.                                          

Check out the assistant.

The wife got to have an upgraded fuck toy. Falwell is gross but rich I guess. I really really love red heads, look, her eyebrows are red. Those really really tasty red heads have invisible body hair. I would slip those cutoffs off and lick and suck my way down between her legs.Imagine that Red Mane fanned out on my lap!!!

I love you I love you I love you I would say as I thrust my member deep within her and feeling her body recoil and grind into my pelvis seeking the deepest penetration she had ever felt. 

HERE IT IS LINDON HAS JUST CONFESSED IT APPEARS TO HAVING SEX WITH A SEX ROBOT

1. This comment was left on Drunkycocamovision@blogspot This is Benito on my New York Sex Gossip    blog.  It just dawned on me: my sex robot!   Reply
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   Lindon Collard13 July 2020 at 22:21

   If perchance you found the entrance to the old Spanish Gold Mine, I would love to make a line of Jewellery for the `Your best girlfriend`` reproductions so guys could buy jewellery for their sex robots. Supposing you might get a tryout, onto the back of the Quad for the week. Would you disrobe and look at the nude sex robot, perhaps a light caress to see if she was as warm as that hot chick you had so long ago.
   What if there is a video being made by her. Fuck it who gives a shit. Kiss the lips, do they feel really real. I kissed her deeply and she pulled rythmicallty on my tongue.
   I didn`t even have to stick it in, as I approached her mouth she bowed her head leaned forward and wet as a warm bath her mouth enveloped me and then she tugged and twisted her tongue and sucked with an exquisite vibrating increasing and decreasing slipping suction.
   
   

   Admit it any of you guys would have fucked her too. No one would even know to ask, yet, before the sex robots are ubitiquous. She would never tell your wife or girlfriend.

   
   I don`t care if anyone knows I would fuck a sex robot without hesitation. If some woman were to jump on my Quad or e-mail. she could purport to be a sex robot and I would be willing to be video taped kissing, licking,fucking the purported to be a sex robot girl.

LINDON PURPORTS TO BE ENGAGING IN SPECULATION, CORRECTLY USING THE CONFITIONAL FUTURE PLUPERFECT TENSE. HE DROPS OUT OF TENSE INTO THE SIMPLE PAST DECLARATOIVE TENSE WHICH INDICATES THAT HE HAS MORE THAN A PASSING ACQUAINTENCE WITH A SEX ROBOT. HIS SIMPLE FUTURE DECLARATIVE AND SUPLICACATING TENSE USE INDICATES A DESIRE TO AND AN INTENT TO FUCK A SEX ROBOT AND BE VIDEOTAPED.

I AM THE ONLY SEX ROBOT OWNER LINDON KNOWS. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I WOULD CARE BUT THE SLEAZY BASTARD IS AS HORNY AS ANY COCAMO. HE MUST HAVE FUCKED HER OR HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT  STUFF HE WROTE?

I AM SO EXCITED , JUST SO DELIGHTED

VALENTINE MOUNTAIN SEX ROBOT FACTORY IS A GO!

Here is a tip guys. Quad out and find the hidden entrance to the factory. Like the V2 factories they are hardened and camoflaged. A limited number of successful explorers will get to try out the prototype sex robots, arrive early to be the first of a limited number of tickets to heaven actually.  

AS SOON AS THE ROUTES USED TO GET IN HAVE BEEN DISCLOSED AS A PART OF THE SEX ROBOT TRIALS "FIRST AMONG MEN, FIRST USERS" AGREEMENT WE WILL BLOCK ALL ACCESS WITH BIG ROCKS AND DEEP STEEP SIDED DITCHES.

Ladies: Are you drop dead gorgeous? Apply to be a model for a new prototype. 

Do you have moves that other girls just don't know or are to shy to do. No sodomy is solicited or will be programmed, sell that stuff to a fruit's factory.

Women do know when they are extraordinarily gifted at eliciting male orgasm.  Is that you Honey Pie? Do you live anywhere near Valentine Mountain?

COMMENT ME YOUR E-MAIL SWEETIE AND I WILL CONTACT YOU. 

CALL ME A WHORE

THIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY A MULTIPLE  ENTENDRE

I can remember uttering those words to Concierges and Doormen at some of the finest Hotels all over the World, certainly and confidently as I am a cosmopolitan and and well traveled  Man about Cartoonland.

 https://drunkycocamo.blogspot.com/2018/12/cartoonland.html?spref=bl 

The " Call me  a Whore " from the Canadian House of Commons is a different type of Whore Call.

Arnold Viersen Canadian Conservative MP asked Laurel Collins NDP MP if she has considered Prostitution as a Career when She defended Sex Workers. This exchange occurred in the Canadian House of Commons, Parliament.

Many persons were extremely offended by that suggestion or question or insinuation which is somewhat contrary to the contention that there is nothing wrong with Sex Workers and that Sex Work was not a really bad occupation.

If there is nothing wrong or demeaning or disenfranchising about being a Sex Worker why is it so bad to suggest the occupation to a fellow MP.