CLOSETING BY BENITO COCAMO AT NEW YORK SEX GOSSIP

LINDON COLLARD WENT TO SEE MLA's AND MP's AND MINISTERS OF THE CROWN.

THIS IS NOT A PART OF "CLOSETING" BUT CHECK THAT PAPER MACHE'. I WANT MY OWN PAPER MACHE' HEAD! I AM ONLY PICTURED, I WANT TO BE ANIMATED!

THE STORIES ABOUT LINDON WERE CLOSETED, PASSED FROM ONE DEVIANT TO THE NEXT, SECRETLY ENJOYED, OUT OF SIGHT AND ON THE PHONE IN SECRET.

THERE WAS, IN ACTUALITY, BEHAVIOR GOING DOWN WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE KEPT HIDDEN FROM THE VOTING PUBLIC.

LINDON DID NOT AGREE TO THIS. HIS MLA COULD HAVE KEPT ANYTHING ABOUT HIS OWN BEHAVIOR SECRET. BECAUSE LINDON WAS ACCUSED OF A PARALLEL  DEVIANT BEHAVIOR TO THE BEHAVIOR BEING KEPT SECRET, THE FALSE ACCUSATION OF WRONGDOING  WAS CLOSETED.

THAT MEANT LINDON COULD NOT ADDRESS THE FALSE ACCUSATION, SAID TO BE SO HEINOUS THAT REPRESENTING LINDON COLLARD IN ANY WAY WOULD BRING DISREPUTE AND SUSPICION ON TO ANY ADVOCATE WHOM LINDON MIGHT SEEK TO RECEIVE HELP FROM.

LINDON DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT WAS THAT WAS ALLEGED THAT HE HAD DONE. LINDON IS NOT PRO HOMOSEXUAL. LINDON THINKS THAT WHAT IS DONE IN PRIVATE SHOULD STAY PRIVATE. 

THERE CANNOT BE AN OVERRIDING IMPERATIVE TO CLOSET WHICH WOULD JEOPARDIZE LINDON, AS IF LINDON WAS HIDING HIS DEVIANT BEHAVIOR, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE OTHER PERVERTS DO.

NO, NO, NO I WANT ALL OF EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ME OR SAID ABOUT ME TO BE WIDELY KNOWN. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS SAID BY WHO TO WHOM.

POLICE: I WANT TO HAVE ALL AND SUNDRY CROSS EXAMINED UNDER OATH.