PEOPLE ARE PUZZLED AT THE INORDINATE USE OF MILITARY ASSAULT RIFLES WHEN THEY HAVE 250 MILLION OF THEM SITTING THERE READY TO USE

HERE IS A PARALLEL IN THE WORLD OF  SEXUAL DISCOVERY, GOSSIP OR PROOF.

A HUNDRED ROOM RESIDENCE  FULL OF CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY GIRLS SLEPT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT CHASTE AND PURE.

IN MY EXPERIMENT I WOULD PLACE A WARM LIGHTLY THROBBING MOTORIZED DILDO IN EACH GIRL'S BED.

WE WOULD NOT QUESTION NOR INTRUDE ON THE PRIVACY OF OUR SCIENTIFIC STATISTICAL SURVEY SUBJECTS PERSONALLY IN ANY WAY.

WE WOULD GATHER UP THE DILDOS IN THE MORNING AND WE WOULD COLLECT ONLY META DATA BY MEASURING BATTERY USE. I WILL LEAVE THE REST TO YOUR IMAGINATION.